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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 07:41

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

{RING} {RING}

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.